In Defense of the Hiatus
Don’t Panic. I’m not going anywhere, neither is this blog. No one here is taking a break. Do you know why no one here is taking a break? Because it’s our job. Being the editor of this blog is my job. I...
View ArticlePlumcake’s Very Special Episode
Miss Plumcake loves the gays. We all know that. I go to their clubs, I march in their parades (Austin Pride June 5th, y’all!) I go to weddings with them if Aunt Titsy is too concerned about shocking...
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Shoe Month! Why Plumcake’s Dad Didn’t Get That Bottle of Scotch for Father’s Day
Oh I’m so mad. I…I…GRRRRR. We all know how I love snakeskin shoes because they wear forever and stand up to a lot of abuse and also snakes are all bastards who must die, not that I am at all scarred...
View ArticleSuck it, Dove.
You know, I’ve gotta say, I’ve just never been all that crazy about the whole Dove “Real Beauty” campaign. I remember back in college –this was way back in 1999 when the earth was still cooling– seeing...
View ArticleDear Maura Kelly and Marie Claire
I was all geared up to do a Suck It: Marie Claire and Maura Kelly for the execrable piece of trash Ms Kelly wrote and Marie Claire published that, had it been said about any other minority group, would...
View ArticleThoughts on Capital F Fashion
I’ve been thinking a lot recently about the exclusivity of fashion and I’ve decided I just don’t buy it. That being said, we ought to differentiate between Fashion and the Fashion Industry. The...
View ArticleLetters from Miss Plumcake: I am not your funny fat friend
Listen up kiddios because Miss Plumcake is gonna lay down a little church on behalf of her many big sisters. Skinny Girls: I am not your funny fat friend. I am not your wingman, I am not your ride to...
View ArticleLetters from Miss Plumcake: Dear People Who Comment About Weight Loss
Once upon a time I was having happy hour with a friend and the subject turned to suits. I was making my excuses for leaving early as I had to pop by Neiman’s and buy two suits with the hope at least...
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Codie Young: Size Zero Scapegoat
Codie Young is a really skinny girl. Do you know what that tells me? It tells me that Codie Young is a really skinny girl. It doesn’t tell me anything about her health, her lifestyle, anything. For...
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Can’t I just be fat?
Seriously now. Your pal Plummy was up all night doing important things (definitely NOT Googling “Xabi Alonso shirtless” and slurping her way through an undetermined number –which may or may not be...
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